I AM SO DONE WITH DRONES
PRESETS=POOP
HEADLINE: REAL ESTATE AGENT
STOP BEING A GIMBAL GOBLIN
EVERYTHING YOU DO CAN BE MADE BY COMPUTER
POWER SUIT + PODCAST = SERIOUS WISDOM
I HATE IKEA
THAT AI LOGO YOU MADE IS TERRIBLE I AM NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOU
SLUT FOR A LUT
BILL GATES SAID CONTENT IS KING IN 1996 WHILE HE WAS CHILLING WITH EPSTEIN
PLEASE STOP MAKING
TIKTOK TRASH FOR YOUR BUSINESS IT’S DEGRADING
AN ARTIST WHO MAKES CONTENT IS ACTUALLY A CONARTIST
IF THEY MARKET THEIR BUSINESS THE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DOES THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THEY ARE GUNNA DO FOR YOU?
END THE NPC MARKETING REGIME IT MUST KILLED
YOUR BIO SAYS CINEMATIC BUT I SAY B-ROLL
YOUR PHOTOS AND VIDEO ARE NICE YOU SHOULD SEE IF SHUTTERSTOCK WILL BUY THEM FROM YOU
YOU DO REALISE THAT YOU ARE DOING A24 COSPLAY
AFFORDABLE LAPTOPS & MIRRORLESS CAMERAS ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO CREATIVITY
TFW THEY GOT A PLAIN BLACK TEE AND NOT A SINGLE OUNCE OF STYLE
YOUR FAVE DIRECTOR? IF YOU NOLAN I WILL SLAP YOU
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CONTENT EULOGY
Dear reader,
Now that equipment is dirt cheap, software is easy peasy, and AI spits out acceptable work in seconds, all of us who built our careers on copy-paste are completely fucked.
I predict a slow goodbye to all the well-oiled agencies pumping out work, because perfectly competent work is now abundant, and thus it will become worthless.
Scroll for five minutes and you too will find yourself dying of boredom at all the insufferable AI gibberish. It ages like milk because it is completely homogenised.
Soon, the mass layoffs will begin.
But DO NOT WORRY friend, because maybe the computer can beat you at chess, but it cannot replicate a totally out-of-control and diabolical imagination.
The law of business would say that is worth top dollar.
- Q. Yo, is your work different, or is you talking smack?
A. Take a look.
- Q. Why you talk about restrictions like they good?
A. Large budgets produce diluted authorship, and restriction forces precision-driven decisions.
- Q. You use AI?
A. Only to accelerate culture into the abyss.
- Q. Is this an agency?
A. Nah. We outperform the traditional agency models both financially and culturally.
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To ride the tiger is to make use of the forces of the modern world without being consumed by them.
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